Speaking of...

Speaking of gravity...

What do you mean? Well I was talking about it and it's my blog so if you don't like it you can leave. There will still be millions of people looking at it.


Oh fine. Thousands.


Crap. Okay 4 people will still read this blog. 3 of which are my mother, my psychiatrist, and the guy with the black helicopter from the NSA. (I think he's onto me.)


That being said, if you drilled a hole completely through the earth and jumped into it you would accelerate all the way to the center of the planets mass. Your momentum would then propel you past the center. At which point you would begin to decelerate at the same rate you initially accelerated until you reached the far side of the Earth.


Now, I recommend you stop and hold onto the other side of the Earth. If you don't you're going to drop back toward your other side of the earth starting point. I expect you could encounter loss of momentum due to drag and eventually get stuck in the 5000 degree liquid metal center of the Earth.

Speaking of Drag. US Senator Slade Gorton goes away and Congresswoman Jennifer Dunn appears. Coincidence?






Speaking of something not even remotely related (not even in my brain), you ever wonder what TV censorship sounds like for African Click Languages?

Speaking of things that pop-up, Doctors are out of control. They're pushing Viagra on kids. (Legitimate reference here.)

If you do go to the above mentioned NSA website, you'll get a browser notification telling you the website wants to install a media player extension. Yes, that sounds like a good idea. Then again, I went to their office and I got this microchip in my brain. Its worked for me so far.


Good news on the Uighur front. According to the BBC they have their choice of tropical island to live on. Some of em are headed from Guantanamo to Bermuda.

Personally....

... Maybe they need to make better use of sign space and put a longer message in the blank space. I might be a bit more sympathetic to their cause if they gave me more background on why they "need to freedom". They really need to sell themselves. Better yet come to the capitalistic dark side and sell some advertisement rights to that space. What would work... maybe a spot from Steve's Water Boarding Supplies?

Speaking of selling things, the economy must be really bad. The availability of velvet Elvis paintings is at an all time low. Probably because everyone has switched to their obsession of the Snuggie.

Lastly, speaking of Elvis, he isn't dead. He simply is stuck in the center of the 5000 degree Earth.

PS The websites for NSA and Rob van Winkle both want to install the same media extension. Subsequently, Vanilla Ice is actually a tool of the NSA to control the minds of the masses. Nah, he's just a tool.