Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Questions to the Author.

Gunner and I thought we would take the opportunity to answer some of the thousands of daily questions we receive. So, in no particular order:

1) Why in the name of all that is Holy, do you write this?
Gunner: Why do you think anything about this is Holy?
Hummie: Why in the name of anything do you read it?

2) Do you agree with Hawking on the information paradox
Hummie: No. It has become quite apparent the paradox does not exist and, in fact, information escapes the event horizon.

3)WTF?
Yes, but not if Nicolas Zarcozy is elected to a second term.

4)For whom did you vote in the 2008 election for President of the United States?
Gunner: While the appropriate English syntax is appreciated, I must make you aware I can not vote.
Hummie: Richard Nixon.

5)Is light a wave or a particle?
Yes

6)What do you call 2 left handed, black, Liberian, lesbians flying an airplane?
Both: Pilots

7)Will you marry me?
Gunner: Yes
Hummie: Are you rich, blond, sexy, rich, and above all rich?

8) As enlightened scientists, who do you believe is the worlds greatest artistic group?
Gunner: RUSH
Hummie: RUSH

9) Is the Hummie, in fact, responsible for the Chambers Creek Explosion of 1994?
Hummies Lawyer: No Comment

10)Do you have a one word response to the meaning of life?
Yes.