Apophenia Matters!

It's all in the details. Details the media won't tell you about. Yet, I shall waste your time with them. You'd expect no less.

The United States Shadow Government is at it again. True American Art Bell has been banished from the country by those Illuminati -New World Order types. Just because the guys tells the truth about things like Bigfoot, UFO's, Area 51, and other staples of the lunatic fringe, er well-informed. That or Immigration lost his wife's paperwork.

The good news, for some, is Gitmo has been discombobulated and people are being sent to other places. Some of them like Gitmo better than home. A group of Chinese Islamic Extremists have determined to not be "Enemy Combantants". They were just "Enemy Thinkers About Doing Bad Thingers". If they are sent home, they will be tortured and executed. Hell, at least Gitmo didn't do the whole public execution thing. Ergo, Gitmo is better than China.

They will get to live in their own personal version of Survivor Palau. Interestingly enough, these people are called Uighur. Though the word is pronounced the same, it is completely different than a descriptor of Vanilla Ice.

Speaking of dead careers, another foot has been found detached from it's body. There's a lot of that going around here. I've been trying to arrange a reasonable explanation from this. I think it must be out there. Other than previously mentioned purple lesbian chinchillas gone rabid, I'm at a bit of a loss. Stranger things have happened. I mean people like Kid Rock for craps sake. Maybe its a form of Swine Flu.

Apophenia can be described as finding significance in insignificant phenomena. I supposed that's what this blog is all about. It also describes my favorite radio show. TBTL. In the words of Ferris Bueler - If you have the means, I highly recommend it.