What's the world coming to?

Michael Jackson died this week. Oh well. He'll take 450,000 years to decay in a landfill.

Farrah Fawcett died as well. At least she was nice to look at, at one time.

Ed McMahon died. Thats not such a bad thing. Not that I wanted him to die, but he had a full life.

This is where it goes bad. Billy Mays died. 1) He's not old enough. 2) Who is going to get me to buy things I really don't need?

Ok. You're right. I don't need Billy to make impulse purchases, but he was fun.